D\u0116MESIO
\nPrad\u017eioje nejuokingas apra\u0161ymas. Paskui juokingas. Paskui informacija apie bilietus.
\nNejuokingas
\nViskas labai paprasta: \u0161iais metais noriu i\u0161leisti du spektaklius. Reik \u0161aib\u0173. Tod\u0117l darau \u0161\u012f rengin\u012f. Jame bus keletas nauj\u0173 pok\u0161t\u0173, bet dauguma gird\u0117t\u0173, ta\u010diau nenufilmuot\u0173. Bus filmuojama. Tarp pok\u0161t\u0173 kalbinsiu sve\u010dius (s\u0105ra\u0161\u0105 atskleisiu po truput\u012f), bet jau sutariau interviu su saksofonu. Po pasirodymo gal\u0117sim pasitrint bare, nes pirm\u0105 kart pasirodym\u0105 darau \u0161e\u0161tadien\u012f.
\nSpektakliai, kuriuos noriu sulipdyti:
\n1. Nedarbo kalendoriaus antra dalis. Kur s\u0117d\u017eiu prie stalo ir pasakoju, kaip band\u017eiau u\u017edirbti milijon\u0105 i\u0161 muzikos.
\n2. Nestandartinis pasirodymas, kuris vykt\u0173 mano legendin\u0117je Volvo V70. Nusipirk\u0119 biliet\u0105 atsis\u0117stum\u0117te pas mane ant galin\u0117s s\u0117dyn\u0117s ir taip prasid\u0117t\u0173 istorija po Vilni\u0173.
\nJuokingas
\nLabas, esu Domas Raibys ir a\u0161 vis dar nepara\u0161iau knygos, nes turiu ra\u0161ymo problem\u0173. Ilg\u0105 laik\u0105 nesupratau, kad turiu problem\u0173 su ra\u0161ymu. U\u017e nu\u0161vitim\u0105 nor\u0117\u010diau pad\u0117koti Lietuvos pareig\u016bnui, kuris sustabd\u0117 mane: \u2013 Ar \u017einojote, kad u\u017e vairo negalima ra\u0161yti?
\n\u2013 A\u0161 ne sms, a\u0161 knyg\u0105 ra\u0161iau.
\n\u2013 Mums nesvarbu ar knyg\u0105, ar sms. Telefonu u\u017e vairo negalima naudotis.
\n\u2013 Supratau. Pareig\u016bne, o gal galite mane nupurk\u0161ti dujomis?
\n\u2013 Kod\u0117l?
\n\u2013 Man reikia skausmo ir a\u0161ar\u0173. Kitaip nepara\u0161ysiu knygos.Legenda byloja, kad b\u0117giodamas nesisteminis komikas Domas Raibys dehidratavo. Prigul\u0119s U\u017eupyje jis susapnavo sapn\u0105, kuriame Sodas2123 akt\u0173 sal\u0117je staug\u0117 gele\u017ein\u0117 \u017demait\u0117. Ryte komiko vadyba i\u0161ai\u0161kino, kad sapnas rei\u0161kia, jog \u0161ioje sal\u0117je i\u0161kils pasirodymas. Garsas apie j\u012f pla\u010diai pasklis. Tuomet akt\u0173 sal\u0117je buvo u\u017etrauktos u\u017euolaidos, atne\u0161tas mikrofonas, pastatyta scena, i\u0161si\u0173sti kvietimai sve\u010diams.
\nI\u0161 prad\u017ei\u0173 pareig\u016bnas labai lau\u017e\u0117si, bet sutiko slapta purk\u0161tel\u0117ti duj\u0173 \u012f akis. Net kankinamas skausmo ir g\u0117dos, nes netur\u0117jau u\u017e k\u0105 sumok\u0117ti baudos, vis tiek nepara\u0161iau knygos. Tai pad\u0117jo pa\u017evelgti giliau. Taip gim\u0117 mano nesistemin\u0117 komedija.
\nInformacija apie bilietus
\nJ\u0173 kainos skirtingos, \u010dia jeigu nor\u0117tum\u0117te paremti daugiau. Bet jei ne, perkate pigiausi\u0105 ir nesiparinate. Jei po naujako sunku su pinigais – para\u0161yk arba tiesiog ateik. Susitarsim.Pasirodyme j\u016bs\u0173 laukia sve\u010diai(s\u0105ra\u0161as netrukus), apysakos Marti skaitymas, regionin\u0117s spaudos straipsni\u0173 ap\u017evalga ir, \u017einoma, nesisteminis Domo Raibio humoras ir muzika.
\nDurys 18:00val.
\nPrad\u017eia 19:00val.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
D\u0116MESIO Prad\u017eioje nejuokingas apra\u0161ymas. Paskui juokingas. Paskui informacija apie bilietus. Nejuokingas Viskas labai paprasta: \u0161iais metais noriu i\u0161leisti du spektaklius. Reik \u0161aib\u0173. Tod\u0117l darau \u0161\u012f rengin\u012f. Jame bus keletas nauj\u0173 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":32,"featured_media":0,"template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_tribe_events_status":"","_tribe_events_status_reason":"","_tribe_events_is_hybrid":"","_tribe_events_is_virtual":"","_tribe_events_virtual_video_source":"","_tribe_events_virtual_embed_video":"","_tribe_events_virtual_linked_button_text":"","_tribe_events_virtual_linked_button":"","_tribe_events_virtual_show_embed_at":"","_tribe_events_virtual_show_embed_to":[],"_tribe_events_virtual_show_on_event":"","_tribe_events_virtual_show_on_views":"","_tribe_events_virtual_url":"","footnotes":""},"tags":[],"tribe_events_cat":[89],"class_list":["post-39148","tribe_events","type-tribe_events","status-publish","hentry","tribe_events_cat-kita","cat_kita"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vnb.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tribe_events\/39148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vnb.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tribe_events"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vnb.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/tribe_events"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vnb.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/32"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vnb.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tribe_events\/39148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39155,"href":"https:\/\/vnb.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tribe_events\/39148\/revisions\/39155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vnb.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vnb.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39148"},{"taxonomy":"tribe_events_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vnb.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tribe_events_cat?post=39148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}